Five-Hundred Word Challenge 410: Introductions

I think that I need to start working on something.

What is that something? It does not matter. I did not have a better introduction to start this post with, although, to be fair, it probably is a better introduction than some of the other ones that I have used when it comes to starting these posts.

Then again, right now I am not entirely sure. This is something on which I really need to ruminate as, when it comes to introductions, how am I mean to rate all the introductions that I’ve used in an easy manner?

This is not something that is so simple as to allow such ease and grace across a computer screen.

No, this is something that really needs to be considered and with much careful handling of the considering, and carefully.

I need to work out which one has the optimal use of words, spaces and letters that allows it to reign supreme over all the other introductions that have been written in this bloated space, for if there is no ruminating and working out as to which is the most superior when it comes to the introductions that I have written, then there is no telling as to what will happen.

Well, there is, but going down that train of thought would not be conducive to this bit of text.

There will need to be a great deal of going through a whole lot of the “quality” writing that I have here.

There will need to be extensive research.

There cannot be one ignored in favour of another. They must all be weighted equally in order to find out which one was the peak of where I was writing.

This is indeed a troublesome task and one that I should not have decided to take upon myself.

There is still a chance for me to walk away from all of this. There still is a way out and that is through putting up even more of the crap that you’re reading in this space.

Yes, that must be the way to go forward.

There… something… else… and so on.

I think that I need to go downstairs and eat something. I’m tired. I’m feeling lazy. I don’t want to do anything other than sit down and do nothing.

It is a good thing that right now I’ve got one of those out of the way. The other one may prove to be a little more difficult, considering that I am currently typing.

Soon there will be an opportunity and it is one that must be seized in order to get more stuff done, or something.

I think I feel lazy as I’m tired.

I think that I need to work on getting a better introduction done for this post, as the current one is pretty lackluster, although that is not really saying much considering it’s the consistent quality that everyone comes to expect from the writings that are here, so there you go.

The time it took to write five-hundred words: 06:49:34

Fast. Not good.

There’s flow. I really need to start working out what it is that I want to write.

Wait. I already know that. I need to actually start writing what it is that I want to write.

More stuff that just flows out.

Written in The Attic

About Stupidity Hole

I'm some guy that does stuff. Hoping to one day fill the internet with enough insane ramblings to impress a cannibal rat ship. I do more than I probably should. I have a page called MS Paint Masterpieces that you may be interested in checking out. I also co-run Culture Eater, an online zine for covering the arts among other things. We're on Patreon!
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