Every now and then, my trusty companion Fabian & I go adventuring.

I remember one night, when I was resting in my bed after a day of great excrement. I was in a deep sleep, when Fabian violently, yet dramatically burst through my ceiling, unexpectedly as usual.

“Fabian!” I exclaimed as I woke. “You know the wall is perfectly good for that!”
“This is a matter that was far too urgent for the wall”, he replied.
“And what matter could be more important that bursting through a wall violently, yet dramatically would not be sufficient enough to get across the message of its urgency?”
“It is a matter that would require me to violently, yet dramatically burst through the ceiling. I violently, yet dramatically burst through the ceiling as bursting through the wall in a violent, yet dramatic fashion would not, in any possible way, be sufficient enough to carry across the message of how urgent this matter is. It is so urgent, that in preparation, I taught a wombat and a grizzly bear aeronautical engineering for no reason whatsoever.”
“I see your point. What is this urgent matter?”
“High Overlord Emperor Generous has begun his invasion and we are the only two who can stop him!”
“You’re right.”

And without further delay, I leapt out of bed and prepared myself.

I thought about the challenge ahead of us. This would be no ordinary task.

I had my doubts, but as we set out for the journey ahead of us, I knew that we would be able to carry through.