Some guy was walking along one day.
He was really hungry.
He was so hungry, that there appeared to be nothing that could satiate his hunger.
He tried many an object of desire.
He tried many an object of disgust.
Yet no matter how hard he searched, he was always unsuccessful.

One day, he was in the local inn, trying to enjoy a cognac, when he overheard a story at the table in the corner.
This story was in regards to a food that was overpowering, and quite.
He dashed over to the table, knocking everyone out of the way in his path so he could find out more.
He was told that it was the legendary blue cheese.
A location was provided.
He began to walk out when a brawl ensued.
The fighting was intense. It was brutal. There was violence.
Someone was flip kicked into the stratosphere.
The guy stepped out victorious.
His journey begun.

Many a week passed.
There was much peril and victory.
There was loss and gain.
Tears were shed.
The weeks became months, until one day.

The guy reached the location of the enigmatic blue cheese.
He took a step forward, when the person who was flip kicked into the stratosphere landed.
Another fight ensued.
Blows were traded and injuries were produced.

After much time fighting, it appeared that no one would be the victor, when the person who had previously been flip kicked into the stratosphere took a step with great misdirection and fell, only to be caught by the thrice octopus and taken to an undisclosed location.

The guy saw the blue cheese ahead of him.
He walked towards it and held it, when it suddenly smacked him in the face with overpowering power.
Another fight ensued.

It was more intense and brutal than anything this guy had experienced prior to this event.
No matter how hard he fought, the guy was continually overpowered.
The power of the blue cheese was gratuitous.

All seemed lost as the guy was lying in the dirt, covered in blood and receiving the beat down of a life time, when he managed to get a hand on the blue cheese and used the last of his might to launch it into space where it became the sun.
 

THE END.