ZOOM!

I don’t know why I started this post with that.

I felt it was a good idea, but there was no rhyme, nor reason beyond that.

It’s probably a bad way of starting this off as it has no real context, there’s nothing apparent as to why it should be used as an appropriate way to start this post off, there’s nothing to justify its inclusion in this post and it starts with the letter”z”.

I think I should probably start again, but the problem is that now that I’ve used it, I can’t really change that.

It’s now in the past and the past is forever.

I could try and find a way to travel back in time to change it so that I can undo the pointlessness of using the word “zoom”, all in capital letters, to start this post off, but that would mean something that happened after it could also end up being changed irrevocably and forever, lest I travel to a point to change that at the same time, but of course that could lead to something else being changed, therefore creating some sort of loop where I’d be traveling to various moments in time that are very close to each other just to prevent changes that would be caused by my changing the start of this post from the word “zoom” to something else like… I don’t know… “craunch hat”.

Of course, that then raises another problem.
The other problem being that there would now be two words that start the post off, increasing the load and also being words with what could very likely be far less context than using “zoom”, creating additional issues, as I would then have to travel further back in time to try and fix that as things would get worse if I didn’t.

I would have to find a way to prevent additional changes and then change “craunch hat” to something like “Adonis cheese melt”.

You know, the more I think about this, the worse it seems to get and all that’s happening is that more problems will be cropping up.

Maybe it would be better to just not have a starting word for this post, but then the problem that would occur is that there would be no indication of what is being read, as no one would have anything to start off with.

I’ve been told that I could use the editing options to change the word and whilst this would have the effect of not adversely affecting the past, the problem is that doing so would be too complex.

I think that, at this stage, I should probably just avoid doing anything and leaving the word as it is as it’s a much safer option for now, preventing small, but catastrophic changes that could end up leading to a path that one would never want to go down, if said path became an option that would be followed.

To be honest, I don’t know.

The time it took to write five-hundred words: 08:37:60

I think that, as I’m feeling quite tired, that’s a pretty good time.

Interesting story behind this one: There’s not actually an interesting story behind it.

Hurr hurr hurr.

Written in bed.