Five-Hundred Word Challenge 332: Two More Exams

Exam one down and two more to go.

Here I am. I am sitting down and not studying. I am wasting the time of people in order to get my typing done in order to get something of some decency written down, but we all know that that is not going to happen today, for there is construction, birds, animals, people, computers, socks, cars, trucks, dragons, and many other multitudes and platitudes that must be explored in order for me to keep on going and get stuff done and complete the things to be the best that I ever could be, and them some.

I feel like having some food right now, but I have already consumed my weight in something, assuming my weight was less than I weigh right now, for I have only had some small meals and a bit of juice today.

Oh well. them’s the breaks, as they say.

I could scratch my head and  look for something else in there that may help out a lkot more than just sitting here banging away at the keyboard, but I do not feel like doing so as I’d rather see if I can get this done as quickly as possible.

Of course, I am sacrificing the qaultity of the writing in order to try and create something really fast and it probably will not be worth reading, but then again not much is that I share.

I do know that if I ride a horse off through the university grounds then I will end up attracting a lot of attention and probably not the kind that I would be seeking.

I also have to admit that doing that would be a very bad idea. I need to remember to keep my hat on at all times, or else there will be consequences.

Perhaps I can go all the way home and then trade the horse for a supersonic jet plane that will take me somewhere far away, as I glide through the sky on the channels of air that flow around the plane and its glorious body, shooting through the sky faster than any diamond ever could unless the diamond was thrown with a lot of force, but that would take a lot of force. Perhaps even more force than just a regular throwing of a diamond.

There must be a way to calculate this. However I am too busy thinking of ways that eating a banana may be applied to thew structural integrity of the new buildings that are being built and UNSW. I must think of this really hard for I am wanting the vitamin known as ego and its potential growth that it allows all of us to have so long as we know what we are doing on a time scale that we do not understand.

Perhaps I should take the hat off, but know one knows what would happen and it could be very disastrous for all.

Or, perhaps it won’t be.

The time it took to write five-hundred words: 05:12:93

Fast.

Whilst this is pretty bad, I think that it shows that I am better at making it up as I go when I go much faster.

Written at UNSW.

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