Five-Hundred Word Challenge 575: Ramblings on a Monday

Something about standing, you get the idea.

I was going to write about other things, but that is a dead horse with the wings of a parrot and so you’ll need to ride the dolphin in order to get to where there isn’t, but always is, and so on and you know the rest, but at the end of this story is where I’ll see it all come together, or maybe not, for I don’t know which way I need to go in order to make sure that I can hit all of the points and reach some sort of general consensus that suggests that maybe we need to re-elect all of our officials, as maybe, just maybe they aren’t doing a good enough job. Besides which, they’re our employees; not the other way around.

Realistically, we need to express some form of disapproval at their actions if we do indeed feel that they are not up to standard, as they say.

I’m not suggesting radical action; I’m suggesting strongly-worded letters that express disappointment, but hope that they will indeed improve and do better for the country, rather than keep taking actions that seem to imply that they don’t actually care about us and would rather care about their own interests.

Well, that’s about as political as I feel like getting today, so instead let us move onto something else.

Let us move onto lettuce and how much it lets us do the eating of the lettuce.

lettuce lets us eat itself… an interesting thought experiment. However, that is not for today.

Today is the day in which I get to the home. It is a lot like other days, except instead of being like other days, it is almost exactly like other days. Do you follow? If you do, then you understand, I think. I think I understand, but maybe I do not. Maybe I am running a little too rampant and I need to rethink what it is that I am going on about, for maybe there are other things to consider, but then again I’d rather ride the rain up into the clouds and find a way that appeases everything, and yet reaches nothing. Surely there must be answers that lie beyond the silver lining of the grey sky. Surely there must be answers in which I look for other things and then come across the unexpected. After all, you only get the answers that are based on knowledge and experience when you deal with customer service. You aren’t given the answers you want to hear, unless they just so happen to align with the information at hand. In that case, you would get the answers that you want to hear.

Now that that is all out of the way, I need to make sure that I am braced well for the day ahead. It is going to be a long one and I feel like I need to engage in some small form of fancy cavalcade.

The time it took to write five-hundred words: 05:20:08

Not sure what is going on with this one.
It is clear that there were things of which I wanted to touch upon.

Written at work.

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