I was checking out a place to move into and I was there with Fe. It seemed alright but I could see some water on the floor, and there was a leak but I couldn’t quite see it so I opened a hatch on the floor and went down slightly and I could see there was this cubic hole in the roof. I told Fe about it and whilst I was he was throwing balls at me. I told him what I thought about the place. Then we had to go back in time to stop Sylvester Stallone.

The only way to go back in time was to beat Stallone in the present unconscious, put hand sanitiser on him and then stab him with a nubby pendant. Thankfully he was somewhere on Norton Street in Leichhardt for a short period, but we only had one chance. So Fe and I went to Norton Street and we tracked him down. Stallone ended up behind a dumpster and fell over. We went through the steps and somehow it worked. The pendant had a mix of dark blue and green running through it, and it could split open in two halves, like a grabbing mechanism of some sort, but it didn’t need to be used for that.

So Fe and I went back in time and we were in the past, and past Stallone was more of a slippery eel than we realised and defended himself and started chasing us. Or rather, me, because Fe had to slow down and Stallone kept running after me. Eventually I was cornered so I explained everything to him, and he understood.

Then I woke up.