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A Trip to Bathurst and Back – Draft

This is a draft of something that may eventually appear on From Somewhere Out the Back. It might end up being pulled apart and used in different things. Not sure yet. I figured, however, that if I’m gradually moving to … Continue reading

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A Sausage Took me out

The last two days (and today) have been wildly dull and it’s all due to a sausage. On Saturday my partner and I were attending house inspections due to our need to move. Between the first and the second we … Continue reading

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MCU Avengers Dream

Tony Stark walked into a bathroom. There were four milk crates and on three of them Black Widow, Thor and Captain America were sitting. Tony Stark sat down between Thor and Captain America. Black Widow was across from him; to … Continue reading

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One Thousand Word Challenge 136: Might be a While

And so the morning has come and it is already here. I sit and am seated and I prepare for the worst, but I don’t know if that is entirely true. I do know, however, that soon the use of … Continue reading

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One Thousand Word Challenge 55: Suburban Days 5

Standing and sitting in silence seemed as though it was going to be the main thing for the rest of the afternoon, so NAME walked back around him and went back inside. Perhaps he too should have gone back inside, … Continue reading

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Five-Hundred Word Challenge 675: Decision Regarding Comfort

Cold morning once more, but can’t let that stop me as there are things to do and I need to get on with my life, so hopefully the gloves that I am wearing will help me conquer the bitterness of … Continue reading

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Five-Hundred Word Challenge 447: Another Exam out of the Way

Another exam knocked to the ground with little difficulty. Well, that is what I would like to say, but that would be slightly incorrect, as there was much difficulty which, after completion was followed with much peeing for some reason … Continue reading

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Bathroom Panic or Auto Toilet Incident

I was going through some of the things I had written a while ago when I came across this retelling of an event from 2010. Some would consider it uncouth or lacking in taste. However, I’ve decided to share it … Continue reading

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Annoyance at a Plumber

Last week on Monday I did not go into work due to feeling ill. As I was home I decided it would be a good idea to try and organise for the kitchen tap to be fixed as it had … Continue reading

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Self-inflicted Illness is a Wonderful thing

On Sunday I ate late and poorly. I had two thirds of a loaf of bread and a lot of cream cheese. I have no excuse for this. A bit later on in the day I had two lemon & … Continue reading

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