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Five-Hundred Word Challenge 242: How Cement was Invented

Cement is a wonderful thing that is based off of itself, for cement was created naturally through the random chaos of the world. Alright, so there was a tornado that was on a beach. It was busy being a tornado, … Continue reading

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Five-Hundred Word Challenge 236: Lunch Time Thoughts

Those lunch time thoughts are coming back to me, flooding my mind like a flood into a place that floods from time to time when there is heavy rain, causing the water to overflow the banks of a river as … Continue reading

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Five-Hundred Word Challenge 235: Six Minutes to go

I’ve got six minutes to go before I need to log back in from my lunch and I don’t know whether I should be running around like a chicken that is sadly lacking its head and therefore its mind, or … Continue reading

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Five-Hundred Word Challenge 204: Miasmatic Vortex of Anguish and Terror

So I’m waiting to do some course work right now with one of my fellow students and they’re on the phone so I thought I’d warm up my hands despite my wrist on my right arm still hurting, as that … Continue reading

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Five-Hundred Word Challenge 192: Remembering a Gig, then Some Pointless Talk About Cannibalism

This morning, within ten minutes of waking up I went straight to a café close to me to get coffee and a croissant. The croissants had not yet arrived, leaving me in a position to wait until they were, which … Continue reading

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Five-Hundred Word Challenge 175: I don’t know what I wrote and don’t care to find out

I remember a while ago I tried to write something within the last ten minutes of wrapping up a shift whilst I was working in home loans. That was a fair while ago now. Well, it wasn’t, but I am … Continue reading

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Five-Hundred Word Challenge 174: I Should get Water

Well, I’ve just run out of water . Actually, it was just the water in my bottle. I could very easily go and refill it, but that would require the act of getting up out of my seat and that’s … Continue reading

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Five-Hundred Word Challenge 164: Once Upon a Time

Once upon a time there was a person who did a thing that had some sort of effect due to the nature of things having effects during this time in which this person existed. It was one of those places … Continue reading

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One Thousand Word Challenge 14: Plants and Something About Slapping a Marlin Before Going to Sleep.

Here I sit, wondering why I start this with “Here I sit”, as it’s something I’ve probably used far too many times at this point, almost as a force of habit, or lack of better ideas in what to start … Continue reading

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A Picture of Herbert

This is something I planned on doing for a while. It was started on Friday and finished yesterday. I hope you enjoy.

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