There’s a muscle twitch in my eye. Not unusual, though perhaps today it is. You see, right now it is twitching in what appears to be a highly-perceptible pattern and that concerns me. Normally if it is going to twitch it is in a random pattern, but this seems almost like Morse code is being tapped out (depending on how much you want to read into things, of course, but the pattern is there, I swear) and that is the oddest of things. What could this mean? How does it mean? Where does it mean? These are questions, but this is all concerning stuff overall, really.

I don’t know what is going on and it does not seem to stop. Okay, to clarify, it certainly does stop at random intervals and pauses for random amounts of time; or, at least that is how it seems to the outside world. You see, I can tell that these pauses and stops are measured out. There is a signal being received, which must mean that there is a signal being sent. I can’t shake the feeling that there is something going on that would not normally be going on. It seems as though my eye is sending out a message to someone or something and a message is being received in response. I don’t know what the message is, for I do not understand Morse code, but I know that the patterns could not be anything but Morse code. If they were random muscle spasms, then they would not be behaving the way that they are behaving.

The thing is the messages could be about anything. It concerns me that I do not know what they are as they could literally be about anything. In knowing that messages are being sent from and to my eye and my eye belongs to someone who does not understand Morse code, then it is quite likely that these messages are ones of subterfuge in order to lead to some sort of thing that might just compromise my being.

What if these messages are shared between many a people who do not understand Morse code? If that is indeed the case, then is it likely that there is a grand likelihood of some sort of conspiracy? Is there some sort of system in play that uses these signals poorly disguised as twitches in order to send messages through to a small, yet elite group of operatives in order to coordinate some sort of massive event that will lead to significant changes that we cannot back away from? Is there something that they are looking to make sure remains hidden, so they do it through some sort of innocuous-looking act so that no one will question what is going on?

This is all rather concerning stuff and it is something we need to get to the bottom of. We need to find the source of this conspiracy so that it can be dismantled with effective, powerful efficiency, posthaste.

The time it took to write five-hundred words: 08:07:97

I started getting a twitch in my right eye shortly before I commenced the writing of this. Somehow I manged to pull some sort of story out of that. Not great, but I do enjoy the silliness.

Written at home.