Five-Hundred Word Challenge 881: A Complaint

Today I am feeling rather annoyed and that galvanises me. Be prepared as this is going to be a lengthy complaint.

Well, it actually is a short complaint but I am going to stretch it out as much as I can as I’d rather do that and I need to let off the steam, so I am going to be a little bit more selfish than usual. Not too much; don’t want to overstep, of course. However, a little bit should be sufficient to getting then point across and then you will know the point and the point will be understood and all that other stuff that I like to go on about.

Now I’m not so sure as to how I will approach the commencement of the complaint. You could argue that these first few paragraphs are where it starts, what with the announcement of incoming complaining coming right up, but I don’t necessarily agree. This feels more like light warming up. Having a bit of a stretch. The preparation phase before the actual complaint starts. There is an introduction of sorts and it gets some stuff across, but there’s not much in it other than the announcement. It does not address the complaint the way the complaint needs to be address, or at least how I wish it would need to be addressed which is at length, taking up far more time than necessary; as such, it isn’t doing much other than the preparation work and that is alright by me, I think. I’m fine to take that particular stance on this particular bit of writing. Next time it may be different; I am yet to make a formal decision on the matter as currently the matter at hand is not that matter and therefore I will be focusing on this and not that.

I think that the approach that I take should be one where I just launch into the complaint right at the start and then espouse on its virtues and then go from there and see where the whole thing takes me. It wouldn’t be that different from usual, though maybe it would be, depending on how I am led down the path of complaints and how thoroughly I derail from the complaint as I imagine that I’d veer off pretty quickly and end up talking about something else. Perhaps something completely unrelated, though of course I’d hope for relation to remain as that would be more coherent, or something.

Anyway, I think that now that all of that has been said, I really should get with the getting on and commence the complaining. If I don’t, then what will I do with the rest of my day? There is so much to put down as there are many words I need to use in order to say very little so I need to make sure that I start it sooner rather than later.

Well, without further ado, I shall commence my complaining right now.

The time it took to write five-hundred words: 06:36:96

I did have something to complain about but instead of doing so, I decided not to and write this instead.

About Stupidity Hole

I'm some guy that does stuff. Hoping to one day fill the internet with enough insane ramblings to impress a cannibal rat ship. I do more than I probably should. I have a page called MS Paint Masterpieces that you may be interested in checking out. I also co-run Culture Eater, an online zine for covering the arts among other things. We're on Patreon!
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2 Responses to Five-Hundred Word Challenge 881: A Complaint

  1. I liked it. I read with anticipation of the complaint, curiosity getting the better of me…but no complaint. Very cool 😀

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