So, I managed to procrastinate myself well into a situation where I haven’t written anything for a long time and now I need to pull my finger out as I now have a fear of being entirely irrelevant even though I lack relevance in the first place and am highly unlikely to find myself in a position where I can obtain such a thing.

So now I’m here to stop that fear by eventually giving in to my delusions of grandeur whilst also gradually going off the proverbial rails and going out in some sort of insane glorious bastard manner that will be discussed for generations to come.

But the truth is that I just really missed writing.