Five-Hundred Word Challenge 577: Words of Wisdom

It’s been a few days and all I can wonder is “Where has the time gone?”.

Well, it’s gone into not doing much. A better way to put it would be doing a lot of very little.

It has been a lazy fog in which I have been navigating and trying to find my way out of, which may suggest that I need a break. However, it may also suggest that being lazy is not the path in which I need to go down, for maybe I’ve just been a lazy so-and-so, which is not necessarily a good thing, but at least I’ve gotten some hours in stuff that doesn’t matter to anyone unless I share those glories; something I don’t feel like doing, so therefore I am not going to do so, so you’re just going to have to guess or something.

Either that, or you don’t have to guess at all, as what that would be doing is just playing into my game of guessing and there may be no correct answers. There may only be correct answers. I may be misleading everything and everyone and therefore you’d never know if you got the correct answer. I am the holder of the answers, and perhaps I don’t want to give them out.

Gaming. It’s been a lot of gaming.

I’ve been run down and need to rest, but instead of resting I’ve been mindlessly draining myself by sitting down and not moving much, like a lizard trying to be invisible to the eye despite it being quite clearly not visible if it is in the right conditions that prevent it from being invisible.

Now, with all of that said, I need to get up and get into the doing of the things.

I need to do some writing. There are reviews that need to be written. There are words that need to be edited. There are a lot of things that need to be done, so instead of going on, I think I shall make some sort of non-humble attempt at imparting words of wisdom, and then some

Alright, are you all ready for this?

When it is raining and your pants are drying, yet they are inside your residence rather than outside, it may be better to not put them on and go outside. Despite them being wet, they will get even more so without all the precautionary protection. If you have the precautionary protection, then the slowly-evaporating moisture will get trapped and you’ll still have to deal with the water.

When the sun eventually comes out and the rain subsides, go for a stroll alongside the nearest river and be careful to not walk into the river. Walking into the river will lead to your clothes being wet, and unless that is the desired result, it is recommended that such a situation is avoided as much as possible.

Well, there you go. There are some words of wisdom, and then some.

Actually, maybe there were none.

The time it took to write five-hundred words: 07:02:90

I feel like I’ve lost a few days to nothingness and it’s not pleasant.

Well, back to more writing.

Written at home.

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About Stupidity Hole

I'm some guy that does stuff. Hoping to one day fill the internet with enough insane ramblings to impress a cannibal rat ship. I do more than I probably should. I have a page called MS Paint Masterpieces that you may be interested in checking out. I also co-run Culture Eater, an online zine for covering the arts among other things. We're on Patreon!
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