When you sit down for a long time, you inevitably end up sitting down for a long time. You’re not standing and there is a difference, but all this is is the board of spring in order to launch into other things as right now I am going to do the long string of gibberish and see where it takes me as that is what I feel like doing.
It is cold in here but I’m in here and thus I am experiencing the cold, but not outside where it is warm and there are birds and grass and the grass is nice but under the grass are things that I currently cannot see s I do not have the power to see under grass as my spacial orientation renders me above the grass and my senses render me unable to see through objects of which are the ones that I am unable to see through. This has a lot to do with their lack of clarity which vexes me to no end, though realistically I am not vexed. I am also not a fish but that has nothing to do with anything so I’ll let that one slide, though it needs to be in the ocean so it can swim, so it will need a long slide in order to slide to the ocean. The slide will also need a low amount of tracktion. It will need to be the smoothest thing ever so that the moment gained from the launching of the fish will allow it to move along the entirety of the slide and then off the slide and into the ocean.
If we do not give the fish enough moment then it will not make it the whole way. Actually, it could, but likely it will not and that is a real shame as when a fish is sliding to the ocean it is better to make it the whole way. Also, hopefully the fish prefers a saline environment as if it does not then there will be more issues and the idea is to avoid issues altogether, so if the issues cannot be avoided then there are problems.
What about the birds? Well, they can stay home for the day. Don’t want to deal with their complications whilst trying to return a fish to where it should be. The fish shouldn’t be on land. It is not terrestrial. It also is not an arboreal fish and as such it needs to go home. Unlike the fish, I am home. I am also cold but that is my thing to deal with. I don’t want to deal with the cold but I must as right now I am at work and working is a process that involves being in a cold room to do a job. Perhaps instead of that I’ll just hop onto the slide and let myself slide all the way to the ocean and say I’m going back to my home or something.
The time it took to write five-hundred words: 05:46:84
So I was hoping for something all over the place and messy and instead it was sort of focused and messy.
Written at home.