I was thinking about barbed wire and how it used to be called cloth wire as it could rip your clothes.
Then there was a person who was being sued. He was being sued for cutting someone’s bared wire and going onto their property. However, he was not the culprit. As he was not the culprit he counter-sued to get his legal costs covered.
This person’s alibi was that he was in a small supermarket (I think a greengrocer) buying a 14kg bag of shredded cheese.
Then I woke up.