Alright, so I guess I should begin this one at the beginning and not the end, but alas, that is not how this is going to go. Instead I will end this at the end and begin this at the beginning and then everything will fall neatly into place and that will be that. There will be no encore.

There may be an encore.

So anyway, I think I’ve got all that I need to say out of the way. Therefore I should get on with the part where I thank everyone for helping me get to this particular point. Now, I need to keep the whole thing concise and within a constrained space, but I don’t know as to how to go about that if I am to be honest. Sure, I could just prattle on and go absolutely nowhere with whatever it is that I need to say. I could do all the things that don’t make for a good use of space. However, today is not that day. Today is the day where other things need to happen and happen they will. Yesterday was a non-event and so today needs to be an event… of things happening. Happen they will and get them done I will. Maybe.

Anyway, I am getting away from the topic at hand and the topic at hand is the one where I go on about how I need to make sure that my thanking of people is clear and concise. I need to make sure that it gets to the point and covers as much as possible. I don’t know if it will, but I hope regardless. I think that I can get the thing done, but I need to make sure that I can actually get the thing done. I need to make sure that I can get there and then have this all wrapped up. If I can’t, then such is the way of things, but I hope and I think I can.

There may be people that I can’t include in my thanking and if that is the case, then I don’t know as to whom it would be that would face the lack of inclusion. I don’t know if I could do that to anyone. Perhaps it would be better to not thank any one person and instead just thank everyone, even though in these times that may be a nebulous thing. Everyone could be anyone and I don’t think I have it in me to do that to someone, if I am to be honest. However, soon the striking must be done and the the process must be followed. There is little time to spare on working all of this out now and so I must do what I must do in order to get to where I need to be, and so therefore I will get to the point.

Here it comes.

Here comes the bit where I start the thanking.

It is now the time.

The time it took to write five-hundred words: 05:13:13

Fast, but a bit more messy than I had hoped.

Written at home.