Five-Hundred Word Challenge 1171: Need to Announce the Requirement to Pretend

Here I am, once more at the end of another day.

Well, it hasn’t ended; it’s just late into the afternoon but that doesn’t sound as poetic or dramatic, though “end of another day” doesn’t either, so I don’t know where I’m going with this but you’re just going to have to pretend that I do know where I’m going with this and also you’re going to have to pretend that all of this is either, deep, meaningful, or both and neither at the same time.

You’re going to have to pretend a lot of things, or you’re not going to have to. It is yet to be decided but I’m sure that once it is decided there will be an announcement.

The announcement needs to be handled with finesse and so it also needs to be handled with some sort of other thing that it needs to be handled with of which I’m not sure. There needs to be a lack of celebration and merriment; it all needs to be firmly of itself and that way something can happen which will then lead to something else and it just continues to lead on into a series of mishaps, though some of them might be fun. Some might not, however, and so… yeah. Anyway, there will be an announcement on what will need to be done and following on from that announcement there will be a series of things that can be extrapolated from the information that would then be known and so everything will proceed in whatever direction it is required to proceed in.

I think that in saying all of this I need to remember that if the wrong information is provided then the wrong results will come forward and then I won’t know what to do as I will be revealed as someone that I cannot pretend to be, but then again that would always be known, but you may have to pretend to not know and so the revelation will come as a surprise. It might lead to some sort of defeat, but in that defeat shall come success as I’ll discover my true self and then I will no longer be able to be defeated… except for when I will be able to be defeated. However, if that does indeed happen, then any time where I am able to be defeated is yet to be determined.

I guess from there there will be a series of successes and those successes will lead to more successes and then those will lead to even more successes and all of everything will be so successful that I won’t know what to do with myself, but I guess I shouldn’t be worrying about that too much as there’s an announcement that needs to be made and I need to make it sooner rather than later, but instead of that I’ll just pretend you all already know if you need to pretend or not. It’s a bit easier that way.

The time it took to write five-hundred words: 06:17:01

Not great writing but this was fun to write. I was worried about going into one of those “Dunno what to write” tangents again but I didn’t, so… yeah.

Written at home.

About Stupidity Hole

I'm some guy that does stuff. Hoping to one day fill the internet with enough insane ramblings to impress a cannibal rat ship. I do more than I probably should. I have a page called MS Paint Masterpieces that you may be interested in checking out. I also co-run Culture Eater, an online zine for covering the arts among other things. We're on Patreon!
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