Five-Hundred Word Challenge 1261: Cold and Complaining

Cold and frozen, blah blah blah, quite cold, it’s a cold day but getting on with it all. Just trying to push on through and trying to stay warm where I can. Frozen hands aren’t helping but we’ll get there. We’ll climb this mountain of mountains.

A mountain made out of mountains. I’m going to file that in the folder of ideas that could work but will inevitably be forgotten.

So it’s a cold day. So what? Doesn’t mean anything. doesn’t matter. Could be better, could be worse. Just need to add layers. Adding layers will keep me warm. Adding layers will help trap in the heat and keep the cold at bay. But I don’t want to. I want to sit here and bitterly complain about my predicament even though I can resolve the thing through little effort on my part, but I’m not going to because I don’t want to.

Sometimes it is better to be angry and grouchy and annoyed for no justifiable reason. Sometimes it is better to carry on and scream about things that can be resolved with little difficulty.

Okay, maybe it’s not but I want to so that is what I am doing. I’m stamping my cold feet and I’m shaking my cold fists and I will keep shouting about how it is problematic. I will yell at the cloud and no one can stop me.

Maybe two people can, but no one person can and that’s the way it is and that is the way it shall forever be. If I am to be stopped it will need to be more than one person. Anything less will lead to sheer defeat and in that defeat I shall reign over your possessions for all time. Of course time will eventually have to end but up until that point all that you own is forfeit! To me!! Haha!!!

I will have heaters and in having those heaters I will have the warmth that I crave. I will then find a way to convert cold into warmth. If I can do that then I will have cracked the code and in cracking the code I will hold my freedom above all else and then I will have nothing else to complain about so I’ll just call it a day and move on with my life as there would be little, if anything else to do and so… yeah. You get the idea.

I think that what this all reveals is that there is a cycle and Ill be following the cycle to its conclusion and then I will loop back. Once I loop back I don’t know where I’ll go, but I do know that I’ll have found a way to get what I want, even if I don’t want what I want. Then I’ll just be able to see another view and there will be less cold in that view… I hope.

for now I’m just gonna keep on complaining until I am stopped.

The time it took to write five-hundred words: 06:36:29

Fun write. Bit messy – more so toward the end – but it was fun.

Written at home.

About Stupidity Hole

I'm some guy that does stuff. Hoping to one day fill the internet with enough insane ramblings to impress a cannibal rat ship. I do more than I probably should. I have a page called MS Paint Masterpieces that you may be interested in checking out. I also co-run Culture Eater, an online zine for covering the arts among other things. We're on Patreon!
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