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About Stupidity Hole

I'm some guy that does stuff. Hoping to one day fill the internet with enough insane ramblings to impress a cannibal rat ship. I do more than I probably should. I have a page called MS Paint Masterpieces that you may be interested in checking out. I also co-run Culture Eater, an online zine for covering the arts among other things. We're on Patreon!

Dress Code

I REALLY need to put stuff up here more often. To be honest, I’ve had a lot of ideas for writing. However, procrastination is a full time job.Oh well. I’ve been with the same company for a fair while now. … Continue reading

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I’m back?

So, I managed to procrastinate myself well into a situation where I haven’t written anything for a long time and now I need to pull my finger out as I now have a fear of being entirely irrelevant even though … Continue reading

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The End of 2011

So here we are, at the end of another year. And what a year it has been! I managed to squeeze out a five track demo at one point. Then one of my fingernail beds became infected and dropped off. … Continue reading

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The Beginning of an Adventure

Every now and then, my trusty companion Fabian & I go adventuring. I remember one night, when I was resting in my bed after a day of great excrement. I was in a deep sleep, when Fabian violently, yet dramatically … Continue reading

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Bucket Hate: Ultimate Power

Once there was a hat of the bucket variety. It was of an ordinary nature. “Standard” would’ve been an accurate word to describe it. These days, the bucket hat is an item that invokes fear and respect. During the great … Continue reading

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Fabian

Once, in the fog of history, there was a man. His name was Fabian. You could say that Fabian was a man of some minor, miscellaneous quality. One day, he was sitting at his desk in his office of work, … Continue reading

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Pre Order Problems

Earlier on in the year, I pre ordered a special edition of an album I wanted. It was roughly $100 for the special edition. The shipping? Also $100. It never arrived. The first thing I did, after waiting a month … Continue reading

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A Strange Dream

I had a dream recently where I was in Terranigma. I was doing this side quest where I had to find 5 hobos at the Jordan River in New York City so I could get a legendary item. I don’t … Continue reading

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Why 6 is Afraid of 7

There was a time where the numbers all got along. Those times were prosperous and peaceful. There was much enjoyment to be had by all. Everyone thought the peace would last, until one day, when all that changed. 6 was … Continue reading

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It’s not Judgement Day Again

So, as most are probably aware, Harold Camping has once again incorrectly predicted Judgement Day. Life goes on. I will admit that for a period, I was paranoid. However, the more I thought about it, the less paranoid I became. … Continue reading

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