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About Stupidity Hole

I'm some guy that does stuff. Hoping to one day fill the internet with enough insane ramblings to impress a cannibal rat ship. I do more than I probably should. I have a page called MS Paint Masterpieces that you may be interested in checking out. I also co-run Culture Eater, an online zine for covering the arts among other things. We're on Patreon!

From the Futon to the Run

I’m not a smoker. I love to smoke though. Well, sometimes anyway. So I guess that means I am a smoker. Hmmm. From the break up until last Sunday, my diet predominantly consisted of cigarettes, black tea and Weet-Bix. What … Continue reading

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Problem 1: Comfort in Negative Land

And if only I was talking about camera film! Once upon a time there was this guy who by some miraculous coincidence, had my name, height, voice, personality and devilishly handsome face. He was going through an unhealthy situation that, … Continue reading

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Why I put up a Lengthy Two-part Post that Reads like a Poorly Written, Overly Emotional Journal Entry  

I have some reasons. The first and probably the most important one is that I really love to write. There’s a strong feeling of satisfaction that I get when I write something, regardless of how poorly written it is. However, … Continue reading

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Finding You part 2

At this point it had reached to the start of last week and my resolve started to falter. I was sleeping on a small pile of thin mattresses (the bed belonged to my ex) and I wanted to get out … Continue reading

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Finding You part 1

She broke up with me. The woman I loved more than I ever thought I could broke up with me. I did not take it well, to say the least. I could’ve handled myself better, but instead I engaged in … Continue reading

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My 22nd Birthday and Aaron’s 21st

Many moons ago, my 22nd birthday occurred with my friend’s 21st . Here is the story, as it is still fondly remembered by a few of my friends. I guess it might seem incredibly juvenile and/or stupid to many people … Continue reading

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I wish I had something to write about right now

I’m sitting here, relaxing before sleep time and trying to work out what I should write about. I’m not really sure. There are many ideas running through my head but I don’t know where to start. There is certainly something … Continue reading

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Blue Cheese: The Defiance Factor

Some guy was walking along one day. He was really hungry. He was so hungry, that there appeared to be nothing that could satiate his hunger. He tried many an object of desire. He tried many an object of disgust. … Continue reading

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Help

I am falling through an imploding tunnel, enclosing upon me until there is no space left. I rise from my position to find myself surrounded by a crowd enriched with societal retardation. I run from my station and push through … Continue reading

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Missing People

Who remembers Myspace?A little while ago I checked it out and saw that it had been updated so, as is the customary way of doing things, I promptly dismissed it. Anyway, a few hours ago I decided to go back … Continue reading

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