Category Archives: Absurd

Blue Cheese: The Defiance Factor

Some guy was walking along one day. He was really hungry. He was so hungry, that there appeared to be nothing that could satiate his hunger. He tried many an object of desire. He tried many an object of disgust. … Continue reading

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The Beginning of an Adventure

Every now and then, my trusty companion Fabian & I go adventuring. I remember one night, when I was resting in my bed after a day of great excrement. I was in a deep sleep, when Fabian violently, yet dramatically … Continue reading

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Bucket Hate: Ultimate Power

Once there was a hat of the bucket variety. It was of an ordinary nature. “Standard” would’ve been an accurate word to describe it. These days, the bucket hat is an item that invokes fear and respect. During the great … Continue reading

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Fabian

Once, in the fog of history, there was a man. His name was Fabian. You could say that Fabian was a man of some minor, miscellaneous quality. One day, he was sitting at his desk in his office of work, … Continue reading

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Why 6 is Afraid of 7

There was a time where the numbers all got along. Those times were prosperous and peaceful. There was much enjoyment to be had by all. Everyone thought the peace would last, until one day, when all that changed. 6 was … Continue reading

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