Category Archives: Fiction

Little Piece of Cloth

I was trying to do a scramble of writing two thousand words in under twenty minutes and this came from it. I was slowing down a bit, then picked back up, but (even though this is an absolute mess), once … Continue reading

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Five-Hundred Word Challenge 1519: Pocket Monster

Pocket Monster is a series of things that happen involving monsters and pockets. The great thing about pockets is that they hold things. The great thing about monster is that it fits in a pocket. Of course, some might think … Continue reading

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Five-Hundred Word Challenge 1462: Cosplaying as Deep Individuals

Egad! There is no way to get the start started without knowing how the end ends. And wherefore and all that other stuff, but it surely is the day of days and the rain falls and I feel like a … Continue reading

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One Thousand Word Challenge 212: We are in a Chicken Simulation

Well, here we are. After years and years of research into the irrefutable, I’ve finally done it. I’ve finally cracked the code, pulled back the veil, lifted the sheet of deception from over our eyes, and now I know, and … Continue reading

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Five-Hundred Word Challenge 1457: Olympic Sweater

Sweat, just pouring out. Too much coffee and not enough liquid. sweating heavily, letting all the heat out, waiting for the heat to get back in. Might end up cold, don’t wanna be cold right now. Don’t wanna be hot … Continue reading

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Five-Hundred Word Challenge 1455: How Valentine’s Day Came to be

So yesterday it was Valentine’s Day, but it’s also Valentine’s Day today, even though it was yesterday. Go figure. Anyway, I figured I’d write about how Valentine’s Day came to be. You see, way back in the dawn of time, … Continue reading

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One Thousand Word Challenge 211: Chicken is The Abyss

Some famous dude once said “If you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back at you if you do it long enough” or something like that, and it left me wondering for a while. It left me thinking about … Continue reading

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Five-Hundred Word Challenge 1451: We Need to Ban Words

You know how words twist and turn and do all of those things that make us express wonder at how they do the things they do? You know how words exist? YOU KNOW WORDS? Man, let me tell you about … Continue reading

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Unlimited Noise Hamburger

One day there was this object of desire that people couldn’t work out. It seemed to be of some sort of delectable creation, and it seemed to be everything that everyone desired, and something that no one desired, but it … Continue reading

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Five-Hundred Word Challenge 1431: Ewe and the Mysterious Man

Morning. It’s morning. Need to think of something to churn out . Need to think of what Ewe would want to read. Actually, I don’t, but maybe I will. That’s a good idea. Okay, let’s see. Alright, so there was … Continue reading

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