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Five-Hundred Word Challenge 609: Placed Their Eyes

Once upon a time, in a land far and away from here by a great measure of distance, there was an object of great desire and all who placed their eyes upon it would find themselves blind, for removing one’s … Continue reading

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A Longer Customer Rant

You know, I’m really done with all the crap that we (well, I) have to deal with customers. Firstly, don’t tell me how to fucking spell basic words. In fact, don’t tell me how to spell something unless I ask. … Continue reading

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Five-Hundred Word Challenge 473: Been so Lazy

So, I’m sitting here and wondering as to why I’ve been so lazy of the past few days. well, weeks, really, but let us just say days as it’s a bit easier. I think I’ve had a slip and fallen … Continue reading

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Five-Hundred Word Challenge 470: Tired, Stuff, Ramblings

Oh man, feeling so tired and yet so good for some reason or another reason that I am not entirely sure of, or something to that effect if you catch my drift and so on and so forth, so to … Continue reading

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Five-Hundred Word Challenge 383: Every Thing is Peanut Butter

I ate too much peanut butter earlier and now I’ve entered a world of peanut butter. EVERY THING IS PEANUT BUTTER! What do I do? How do I live? How do I get on with the task of getting on? … Continue reading

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Five-Hundred Word Challenge 367: Pushing in Front of People in a Line

So the other week I was at uni, heading to work. Waiting for a bus, I was. Well, waiting after walking down a hill, I was. Anyway, I was waiting. in a line. It would be fair to say that … Continue reading

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Five-Hundred Word Challenge 296: A Thing Called “Study”

Well, here I am at the end of my shift, wondering as to what I’ll do when I get home, as long as it involves study. Well, I’m not actually wondering as to what I’ll do when I get home … Continue reading

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Five-Hundred Word Challenge 272: Questions

It is not the colour of my skin, as my skin is not metallic, but that is not something that should be taken literally. Well, the first part is, but the possibility of my skin not being taken literally… Wait. … Continue reading

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Five-Hundred Word Challenge 269: I Like Swimming

I like being in water. I like swimming. As I discovered yesterday, I’m significantly worse at swimming than I had thought. On Thursday I signed up for pool use at the University of New South Wales as, despite my desire … Continue reading

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Five-Hundred Word Challenge 250: Dedicated Bus Roads

On Wednesday, Thursday and Friday of lat week I was in Brisbane. Well, it was Wednesday evening, but it still counts. Anyway, I was in Brisbane for an exhibition and I must say that it was a fun time that … Continue reading

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