Five-Hundred Word Challenge 343: Flowing Thoughts in a Rush

What am I doing here today, on the day of all days?

There is some volunteer work that needed to be done. That is something that was done today that needed to be done.

For now the gloves are on and it is time to get ready for the incoming deluge of all that is and won’t be at once, forming some sort of thing that forms the thing that which is what is it in order to be the best that it cannot be, for sometimes you need to be good at what you’re bad at in order to give yourself a little bit more of a balance.

I am siting here in the dark. there is exactly one other person in the room here with me.

I don’t know what to do. I should be doing my uni work right now, but is there really time to do the thing when there is other things to be done, such as write out whatever it is that I am writing wright now and getting somewhere that is nowhere and yet somewhere else but extrapolating my thoughts from my mind and letting them flow there into the thing that I am doing right now?

Perhaps I really should focus on the uni work. It is pretty important to get out of the way. It is more important than doing what I am doing right now. I need to admit that to myself, but I need water and as I sit here with my legs partially crossed, I can’t help but wonder as to what lies over the edge of my field of vision, for the road is long and the sun is dry and the expanse is vast. A flat plain expands around me and I am lacking in the juice of orange that would help  me feel refreshed. There is only chocolate but the chocolate is in my face and around the corner for every bite takes me a little bit closer to that sweet spot of sustenance and tasty abbreviation on the collapsing pipeline of the fancy pants dance throwing the lance.

I think that I am entering a trance.

Perhaps I just need some sort of tea but that would require getting up and facing the world without greeting it and that is not something that needs to be done right now, for it would causes problems and I would then have to turn the crank up to eleven whilst eating the nose and then after the gentleman has tipped their hat verily so in my general direction, I need to take three steps back whilst riding an axolotl into the sunrise as whilst the sun is rising it can be walked to. Need to get there before it leaves the surface, for I am not the best at jumping, but not the worst, but it is likely that it would rise a little too high for me to be able to reach it with some ease.

The time it took to write five-hundred words: 04:57:87

Well, I managed to get under five minutes.

It took a lot of partially nonsensical writing to get under five minutes.


Written at UNSW.

About Stupidity Hole

I'm some guy that does stuff. Hoping to one day fill the internet with enough insane ramblings to impress a cannibal rat ship. I do more than I probably should. I have a page called MS Paint Masterpieces that you may be interested in checking out. I also co-run Culture Eater, an online zine for covering the arts among other things. We're on Patreon!
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