So I was just coming into my place from the backyard as I was out there to look at my plants. It had been raining and I wanted to check to see if anything had sprouted that I had not noticed prior to my going out there at this point.

I step inside and slip due to lack of complete traction. Didn’t fall over, but for some reason I swung my arms outward away from me and then slammed them into the door frame. Grazed my arms near my wrists. Really hurt.

It was rather painful, let me tell you. Yes, I know that there are other things that are significantly more painful than this, but this is my world to dramatise and dramatise it I will.

Well, there’s not really much to dramatise with this one, now that I think about it.

I thought I could have turned this into something vaguely profound, but I can’t right now as I’m lazy, so I guess the moral of the story is:

When in times of duress, always mark the rook.