Five-Hundred Word Challenge 827: Aiming for Under Four Minutes

So right now I’m going to see if I can get this written in under four minutes, which is a bit of stretch and probably not advised, but sometimes I like to see if I can do things that are not advised. As such, this is what I am attempting to do today.

What you can expect: A lot of rambling and a lot of going nowhere expect inward as I try to explain as to why I am attempting to do this, which of course I will not be able to explain at all as I do not have the ability to do so beyond “to see if I could”. However, there may be some sort of entertainment that can be gleaned from the reading of whatever this turns out to be, so I guess we’ll just have to see how it all turns out, assuming that it does indeed turn out at all.

You see, sometimes I like to do these things as they are a test of things that I want to test out to see if I can achieve things that I want to test to see if I can achieve things. Sometimes these go well and sometimes these do not go well. I predict that this will go somewhere but if it does go well is of course yet to be seen. There is no telling at this stage and to be honest I don’t think that I will be able to do it, but still, I want to try and trying is half the battle.

At the moment there is less than two minutes remaining before I need to hit the target, and of course I am struggling a little, but that is okay as I might just yet recover. I do not know if I will, but I might and hopefully I do as I feel the second wind coming on and the second wind helps to push me on forward which is of course a good thing as then that  means that  maybe, just maybe I might just get there. I might just make it.

Less than a minute to go now. This is the last stretch. This is where I need to pour everything I can into what I am doing. My foot is tapping rapidly and it’s almost tapping in unison with my rather loud typing. Maybe I will get there. I can see the end and it is fast approaching.

Thirty seconds left and I don’t think I can do it anymore, but maybe I can so long as I stick to this. This is tough and perhaps I will get there, but perhaps I will not. However, at least I tried and trying was the hard thing. The rest came really easy and that is fine, really.

Just went over the four minute mark and I am still going, but now I can relax a little. I will attempt this another time, hopefully with some form of success.

The time it took to write five-hundred words: 04:22:25

This was a fun little attempt. I might attempt it later and create something messier.

Written at home.

About Stupidity Hole

I'm some guy that does stuff. Hoping to one day fill the internet with enough insane ramblings to impress a cannibal rat ship. I do more than I probably should. I have a page called MS Paint Masterpieces that you may be interested in checking out. I also co-run Culture Eater, an online zine for covering the arts among other things. We're on Patreon!
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