So right now I’m going to see if I can get this written in under four minutes, which is a bit of stretch and probably not advised, but sometimes I like to see if I can do things that are not advised. As such, this is what I am attempting to do today.

What you can expect: A lot of rambling and a lot of going nowhere expect inward as I try to explain as to why I am attempting to do this, which of course I will not be able to explain at all as I do not have the ability to do so beyond “to see if I could”. However, there may be some sort of entertainment that can be gleaned from the reading of whatever this turns out to be, so I guess we’ll just have to see how it all turns out, assuming that it does indeed turn out at all.

You see, sometimes I like to do these things as they are a test of things that I want to test out to see if I can achieve things that I want to test to see if I can achieve things. Sometimes these go well and sometimes these do not go well. I predict that this will go somewhere but if it does go well is of course yet to be seen. There is no telling at this stage and to be honest I don’t think that I will be able to do it, but still, I want to try and trying is half the battle.

At the moment there is less than two minutes remaining before I need to hit the target, and of course I am struggling a little, but that is okay as I might just yet recover. I do not know if I will, but I might and hopefully I do as I feel the second wind coming on and the second wind helps to push me on forward which is of course a good thing as then that  means that  maybe, just maybe I might just get there. I might just make it.

Less than a minute to go now. This is the last stretch. This is where I need to pour everything I can into what I am doing. My foot is tapping rapidly and it’s almost tapping in unison with my rather loud typing. Maybe I will get there. I can see the end and it is fast approaching.

Thirty seconds left and I don’t think I can do it anymore, but maybe I can so long as I stick to this. This is tough and perhaps I will get there, but perhaps I will not. However, at least I tried and trying was the hard thing. The rest came really easy and that is fine, really.

Just went over the four minute mark and I am still going, but now I can relax a little. I will attempt this another time, hopefully with some form of success.

The time it took to write five-hundred words: 04:22:25

This was a fun little attempt. I might attempt it later and create something messier.

Written at home.