Five-Hundred Word Challenge 883: Morning has Flown

Time is passing slowly, and this morning has flown on by.

Soon I will be exiting the house and going on a walk. This walk has tasks that need to see some sort of completion and so there will also be some completing. The completing will relate to the tasks and the completing will be the completion of the tasks.

It’s looking a little grim outside. Not too grim; only a bit. Not the worst thing in the world It’s not a deterrent. I hope it does not rain whilst I walk, but sometimes that is something that happens and therefore there needs to be some sort of preparation for the thing that may happen. If it does not happen, well, at least I was prepared.

Maybe instead of walking I should glide. I’ll glide my way around the place and get to where I want to (or need to) be faster and worry less about traction slowing down my acceleration, or something.

Maybe I could ride the air currents and get to where I need to get to even faster than if I were just gliding. This would be most optimal. Get a good view of everything underneath me, float all the way whilst holding a camera so I could get some delicious areal shots. However, you would not be able to eat them unless they were printed out on edible paper, in which case they would be edible then, but why would you want to eat images that are easy enough to forget about?

Anyway, I think I need to plan my approach a bit more. Truthfully none of this will take much time to prepare, but I also need to think about this in terms of the reality in which I inhabit. I cannot glide, nor float, nor fly without some sort of external assistance and right now that is something I am not looking to seek; rather, the approach should involve having a shower, getting ready and then going on the walk which was planned to be conducted earlier on in the day but is now going to happen shortly after finishing this off as I need to get going sooner rather than later and all that other junk I usually write.

Still, if I can somehow convince something to help me out on this endeavour and that help would lead to less energy expended by me, then I’d be rather chuffed, though then of course I need to think about where else I’d put that energy that no longer was facing use through the power of locomotion. Perhaps I could expend it doing nothing at all. There are so many options to choose from and I’m not going to get into that as… well, I think I’ve done it more than enough times.

Really instead of procrastinating I should just get ready. However, the procrastination is what I specialise in and I need to further my talents before I can really get into the walking.

The time it took to write five-hundred words: 06:22:98

Just some lazy rambling.

Written at home.

About Stupidity Hole

I'm some guy that does stuff. Hoping to one day fill the internet with enough insane ramblings to impress a cannibal rat ship. I do more than I probably should. I have a page called MS Paint Masterpieces that you may be interested in checking out. I also co-run Culture Eater, an online zine for covering the arts among other things. We're on Patreon!
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