Five-Hundred Word Challenge 1011: Procrastination First

Thinking too much can be a bad thing, but sometimes you’ve got to do it, so long as you’re not doing it in service of abetting procrastination, which is what I’ve done for close to four hours now, but sometimes that’s just what you do, or in this case, is what I have done.

So anyway, it has been a lazy morning and perhaps that laziness is warranted at the moment, but I cannot deny that perhaps it has not been a good thing. I cannot deny that being lazy this morning has not helped me get things done and so right now I am scrambling to get the things that I need to get done done. However, I just want to go back to bed and perhaps that is warranted, but perhaps it is not. That’s not something I want to get into though, so I won’t get into it as I’m just gonna chomp down on this instead.

Not sure why I said that.

So anyway, that’s the introduction and that’s all you’re getting for an introduction. Sure, there are other, more creative things I could write, but that’s where I draw the line. I don’t want to go any further with that as that would mean more introspection and I think I’ve done enough of that for one decade, thank you very much. This now needs to lead into mood being lifted, so I need to find a way to lift the mood to heights previously unseen in ways that were previously unknown. Such is the way of the things and such is the way that things must proceed. However, there is no telling where these things shall lead and so perhaps instead of trying to lift the mood, I might just read a book instead.

You see, reading is a thing that I do and a thing that many people do and so you need to understand that when the desire to read takes over the desire to do anything, everything must be halted, for reading is more important. It doesn’t always matter as to what it is that you are reading, but you must read so as to be able to undertake and participate in the activity known as “reading”.

Perhaps there are words that have been found to be alluring, and if so, then by all means, entertain that hunger to digest more writing wherever you can, for it is the art of reading that allows one to undertake the act of reading, and when you do this you then become an active participant in the method of absorbing information that often is known as reading.

Therefore, I might just go and do that instead of doing anything else, for I feel the desire to engage in words in a manner that allows me to absorb them and understand them and have them conjure imagery in a fashion that implies the act of reading is being undertaken, so therefore I will, but procrastination first.

The time it took to write five-hundred words: 05:39:07

A bit of speed in this one. Kind of flowed through which helped with being a bit sillier.
I was worried about getting too serious, hence the sudden veering away from being serious.

Written at home.

About Stupidity Hole

I'm some guy that does stuff. Hoping to one day fill the internet with enough insane ramblings to impress a cannibal rat ship. I do more than I probably should. I have a page called MS Paint Masterpieces that you may be interested in checking out. I also co-run Culture Eater, an online zine for covering the arts among other things. We're on Patreon!
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