You sit there and you sweat a while, but there’s a nice breeze coming in and you want to embrace said breeze, but you can’t as you’re busy sweating and so you’ve got yourself caught in a conundrum. Really the only thing that can be done right now is the act of going outside and declaring to the world that you are embracing the breeze. What else are you going to do?

What else is there to do?

So there’s a little bit of a breeze coming in and you’re embracing that, but it’s not enough breeze. There is more breeze outside and so now you’ve got to go outside and do the declaration, but that of course involves navigating many things and facing many trials and tribulations.

The first one involves leaving the comfort of this chair which isn’t the most comfortable. However, it does accommodate sitting down and I do enjoy a good sit sometimes. Not always, but sometimes.

So I need to peel myself out of this chair and in doing that, I would be able to get up and do the things that involve the walking. However, I need to overcome the lethargy brought on by being relaxed and lazy and so there is a battle here that is not one, but actually two battles that I need to face and overcome.

There shall be glory found in the actions that I take, but I don’t know if I really want to embrace that. I do know that I want to get up and go outside and yell at the top of my lungs about how I will be embracing the breeze and no one can stop said embracing of the breeze. However, I need to get out there and I need to get out of this seat of occasional comfort. That there is an issue and so I need to ace that.

I need to own up to that and in owning up to that I can go from there. I need to use the muscles in me and use them in a way that allows the rising in the upward direction . However, I don’t want to go too far up as I might end up going through the ceiling. Sure, that would achieve the purpose of going outside, but that might be too excessive and I don’t want to have to fix a roof due to the issues brought on by going right through it.

There is also the landing component that I would need to consider and… well, I don’t have a trampoline, so that’s out of the question. No, I need to make sure I get out of the seat in the right way so as to be able to make sure that I can go outside via the front door afterward, and so therefore I will do it by only using my muscles to a certain extent.

Then there will other battles, but those are for another time and another day.

The time it took to write five-hundred words: 05:07:56

This is not good, but it was fun to write.

Written at home.