Five-Hundred Word Challenge 1106: From one Chair to Another

Alright, now this time I will churn this out as quickly as I can.

Today is now a day of cramming. There still will be relaxation but I’m gonna spew out as much as I can. I need to go on an adventure and it is an adventure of tedium that I embrace. Need to embrace it so that I can face the thing that I need to face and there will be a destiny of some sort.

The adventure will feature getting off this chair and walking to another one where I will sit and read for a while. It will be as intense as it will be majestic. My pants… cleanish., My shirt… cleanish. My attitude…. somewhere. There will be looking and searching and I will be as equipped as I need to be.

Somewhere along the whole thing I will face challenges. These challenges will take forms that I am not familiar with but they will be surmountable. I will surmount them and in surmounting them I will be victorious. I will learn about myself and through that I will find a new way forward. There is no way forward without moving forward though so I need to make sure that I keep on moving forward.

Maybe I will move backward but this will only be so that I can keep on moving forward. There will be shuffling and maybe a step of sorts.

I don’t know what it is that I will do when I reach the conclusion of this journey, but I know that along the way I will have learned many a thing. I will have united the nations of this house and under one banner there will be success and growth and hopefully improvement for all. Every person will be entitled to a fish and they may need to look after that fish. There will be restoration of a sorts.

There may even be the enjoyment of the liquids.

Maybe some solid too, but that is neither here not there.

So I think that soon I will need to get on with this, but I don’t know if it’s something that I will get on with now. Maybe I’ll do it later. I don’t feel like getting up too much, but I will have to eventually.

Now that I think about it, the journey’s destination will change. It will now be to the bathroom and it will be in serving the purpose of going to the toilet, and not necessarily in the way that makes sense. There will be trials and tribulations and there may even be sacrifice, but there will be success, but at what cost?

Who knows how I will be changed by the end of it. I may not even be the same person anymore, but there will be things that I saw and in seeing them I bore my soul and became fragile, and I changed, and so I would have to move on and journey to somewhere else.

The time it took to write five-hundred words: 04:58:80

I wanted to write something silly and I did.
It hurt one of my wrists and was not worth the effort.

Written at home.

About Stupidity Hole

I'm some guy that does stuff. Hoping to one day fill the internet with enough insane ramblings to impress a cannibal rat ship. I do more than I probably should. I have a page called MS Paint Masterpieces that you may be interested in checking out. I also co-run Culture Eater, an online zine for covering the arts among other things. We're on Patreon!
This entry was posted in Life and tagged , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.