Five-Hundred Word Challenge 1228: Pumping Crap

Alright, it is time to have an hour of power, though there will be a brief bathroom break as a break is coming up soon and it requires use of the bathroom. Funny how these things happen.

I’m gonna push on through and write a whole load of crap as that is something worth pursuing. There isn’t enough crap out there and so there needs to be more. Need to be really pumping it out and making sure that there is no escaping the deluge of sentences that provide nothing comprised of words chosen on the fly. This is how it all goes down and so it is going to go down, and in that way in particular.

Where to go from here? Ah yes, that way!

So anyway, I think that the sun is nice sometimes and what is also nice are the trees outside and a few other things, but I’m worried that they might all combine and become some sort of transforming organism that transforms between a structure that appears humanoid and a structure that appears vehicular. This worry is not founded on anything based in reality other than a series of thoughts but it could happen. It could happen today. If it does, then what?

There’d be little I could do about it. There’d be little you could do about it. This is not something you’d want to set on fire because it wouldn’t work very well as all the things would probably be fireproof if they can combine with the sun.

Alright, so if I use a lot of water then perhaps that will solve the problem. Then again, I’m fairly certain that the trees in this area use water to assist in growing, so maybe that will make them grow faster.

Maybe it’s just snow. I just need a lot of snow and I’ll throw the snow at this thing and then that will solve the issue. But at what cost?

Anyway, what I’m saying is that this is a situation of unprecedented danger and I need to get through it somehow, but I’ve no idea as to how. I don’t know what you do when you get this thing that transforms from a vehicle to a humanoid shape. I don’t know what to do and it’s just gonna destroy everything, unless it doesn’t. Maybe this new god-like being will be a benevolent ruler and we’ll all be led down a path of prosperity and all will be good and peace will finally be achieved. However, there is a good chance that other places will want their own and then it becomes a new arms race and I’m getting sick and tired of those.

We need to race with legs and not arms. Racing with arms is tiring and… well, maybe we need both but that’s not important right now. What is important is that I’m worried this transforming thing will create a bit of hassle and that’s something that I’d much rather avoid.

The time it took to write five-hundred words: 05:51:76

Been on my break, kind of commencing properly now. Kind of.

Anyway, this is a wonderful bit of silliness.

Written at home.

About Stupidity Hole

I'm some guy that does stuff. Hoping to one day fill the internet with enough insane ramblings to impress a cannibal rat ship. I do more than I probably should. I have a page called MS Paint Masterpieces that you may be interested in checking out. I also co-run Culture Eater, an online zine for covering the arts among other things. We're on Patreon!
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