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About Stupidity Hole

I'm some guy that does stuff. Hoping to one day fill the internet with enough insane ramblings to impress a cannibal rat ship. I do more than I probably should. I have a page called MS Paint Masterpieces that you may be interested in checking out. I also co-run Culture Eater, an online zine for covering the arts among other things. We're on Patreon!

One Thousand Word Challenge 23: Chicken Beak Peck P.S.I. is Comparable to the P.S.I. of Great White Sharks

So previously I have talked abbot how chickens will be the dominant species in the future, which is something that is completely true and based on millions of hours of pure, unadulterated research that cannot be disputed, despite this all … Continue reading

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Five-Hundred Word Challenge 279: Cycling Game

So recently I found out something that I didn’t know existed. It turns out that there was a game that you’re meant to play when you’re cycling at night and I’ve only found out that this was a thing that … Continue reading

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Sunday Evening Commute

On Sunday evening I was in the city taking photos for something. There was some opportunity to get some shots outside of that, so shots I did indeed take. This spot has been photographed plenty of times and I’m not … Continue reading

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Five-Hundred Word Challenge 278: Questions

It is not the colour of my skin, as my skin is not metallic, but that is not something that should be taken literally. Well, the first part is, but the possibility of my skin not being taken literally… Wait. … Continue reading

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Five-Hundred Word Challenge 277: Grow our Trees

It’s a crazy day! Crazy calls, come flooding in my direction, inundating me with questions about things that leave me wanting to dream away what time I have in my job. There are calls about products, about orders and they … Continue reading

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Leaf Pattern

I like this pattern, but I wonder as to what has caused it to occur. Was it disease? Was it an insect? I don’t know. I find the pattern to be nice and well-crafted. I hope you enjoy.

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Five-Hundred Word Challenge 276: I Have Fingers. You Have Fingers.

There is a keyboard in front of me. I am wearing a hat. The person next to me is wearing a hat. It would be more correct to say that we both simultaneously are wielding head apparatus upon our heads. … Continue reading

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Sand Fades into Water

These two shots were taken in Bundeena shortly after Si and I started our lengthy walk through the Royal National Park. I like that these photos are not vibrant, as well as the contrast between the colours of the sand … Continue reading

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Five-Hundred Word Challenge 275: I Like Swimming

I like being in water. I like swimming. As I discovered yesterday, I’m significantly worse at swimming than I had thought. On Thursday I signed up for pool use at the University of New South Wales as, despite my desire … Continue reading

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Structural Patterns

Another shot of Anzac Bridge. Another shot of part of its structure. I think that the visible patterns on this one coalesce with each other quite well. It probably has to do with how much of it is straight lines, … Continue reading

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