Category Archives: Fiction

Five-Hundred Word Challenge 118: Staring out a Window

“And once again, as the weeks pass by, we see Wednesday for what it is; Another day in the field needed to be crossed to achieve some sort of victory.” At least, that is what the person thought as they … Continue reading

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Five-Hundred Word Challenge 115: Mysterious Object and the Expanse Before it

Always at ten and across the green desert lies an object of distinct desirability. Many people have come and tried to conquer the grand expanse that lies between them and this object, but none have been able to get anything … Continue reading

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Five-Hundred Word Challenge 100: The day of the sun

Today is Sunday, the day of the sun, in which we celebrate the moment when the sun tried to eat the universe and failed horribly, then decided to go within itself to prevent itself from doing such a silly, insane … Continue reading

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Five-Hundred Word Challenge 90: In Search of Lemon

I’m feeling sad. So sad, that I feel almost distraught in ways that even I cannot comprehend, which is odd as I can usually comprehend a lot more than I think I can comprehend, as I’m some sort of all-comprehending … Continue reading

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Five-Hundred Word Challenge 89: My Inane Writing

If there is anything in this world that really grabs my goat, it’s a good pair of hands attached to an able body that is ready to spend some time grabbing goats that think it’s a good idea to be … Continue reading

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Five-Hundred Word Challenge 88: About Trees

I have a severe dearth of ideas right now, so I apologise if the following reads like some sort of ongoing rambling that has no cohesion or sense. Trees! Trees can have bark, but when they bite, it’s truly a … Continue reading

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Five-Hundred Word Challenge 86: A Sentence

It is currently evening and I’m sitting here in my underpants, writing the thing that will inevitably be read by at least one person out there in the wide world that is the world that we live on and they … Continue reading

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Five-Hundred Word Challenge 85: I think I’ve Bitten off More Than I can Chew

“I think I’ve bitten off more than I can chew”, Hass thought to himself. Hass was quite hungry on that particular day. He hadn’t had breakfast or lunch and it had reached a late period in the afternoon. The sun … Continue reading

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Five-Hundred Word Challenge 83: The Opposite of Day

So I was going to write about how I did well in an assignment and am seriously considering arguing for lower marks as I don’t think it was worth the mark it was given and how my worrying about the … Continue reading

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Five-Hundred Word Challenge 79: “The Writer”

It’s dark and I’m wearing pants. That has absolutely nothing to do with what I want to write about, but I thought it would be a good start for this evening, as… something. I think I’ve written about not having … Continue reading

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