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A Challenge from Ewe
A few weeks (or possibly months) ago Ewe said I should write about him reading my blog because it would be mind blowing, or something to similar effect. I thought it was a good idea. I’m now thinking “how the … Continue reading
Explaining the Previous Post
So the first scene after the title shows a whale in the ocean enjoing itself. This quickly cuts to a shot where there is nothing. We then see the whale with a tear rolling down its face. This is because … Continue reading
How Sweden was Invented
So I had a conversation with Naa last night that focused mainly on whale milk. Whilst it was partially factual, a lot of what was said could be described as off-kilter. It led to me creating the following story that … Continue reading
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Tagged Absurd, invent, milk, nothing, sun, Sweden, toothpaste, whale
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A large Cappuccino and a Plain Bagel with Cream Cheese
PLEASE NOTE: The following is a poorly written work of fiction. It does draw on some events in my life, but it is nothing more than fictitious. — On Tuesdays between classes, it’s what he’d always get for breakfast. Always … Continue reading
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Tagged Bagel, cappuchino, cheese, Melodrama, semester, story, write, writing
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Blue Cheese: The Defiance Factor
Some guy was walking along one day. He was really hungry. He was so hungry, that there appeared to be nothing that could satiate his hunger. He tried many an object of desire. He tried many an object of disgust. … Continue reading
Posted in Absurd
Tagged Absurd, Blue Cheese, Brawl, Overpowering, Ridiculous, Stratosphere, Stupid
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The Beginning of an Adventure
Every now and then, my trusty companion Fabian & I go adventuring. I remember one night, when I was resting in my bed after a day of great excrement. I was in a deep sleep, when Fabian violently, yet dramatically … Continue reading
Posted in Absurd, Fiction
Tagged aeronautical engineering, deep sleep, dramatic fashion, excrement, trusty companion, urgent matter
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Bucket Hate: Ultimate Power
Once there was a hat of the bucket variety. It was of an ordinary nature. “Standard” would’ve been an accurate word to describe it. These days, the bucket hat is an item that invokes fear and respect. During the great … Continue reading
Posted in Absurd, Fiction
Tagged accurate word, blocking out the sun, bucket hat, dropping like flies, fear and respect, iron roof
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Fabian
Once, in the fog of history, there was a man. His name was Fabian. You could say that Fabian was a man of some minor, miscellaneous quality. One day, he was sitting at his desk in his office of work, … Continue reading
Stupidity Hole 