Under the sea exists some sort of fragrant paradise that only dogs that happen to be hot can enter and visit.
However, as these particular dogs who happen to be hot can attest, these dogs are unable to dive far enough under the water to be able to enter said paradise.
Obviously this causes all sorts of problems.
Thankfully these particular dogs happen to be good at digging, so one method of entering this place that which only they and no other kind of being in existence, alive or automated, can enter is by digging a very long tunnel that somehow manages to retain all structural integrity despite the depth and length at which is must be dug in order to enter this fragrant paradise, then going through the tunnel after is has been dug and entering the paradise which just so happens to be fragrant, and verily so.
Of course it would take a long time to tunnel the whole way to this paradise that featured fragrances so fragrant that they were fragrantly fragrant.
Of course it would not only take a very long time, but the amount of time that would pass during the completion of this tunnel that was also very long would be a large amount of time.
However, these particular dogs were good at tunneling and enjoyed the act of creating tunnels, so therefore the amount o time that passed was somewhat irrelevant as they enjoyed their time and it did not feel like a very long time to them, so therefore that was a good thing for the dogs.
What would they do once they were in this paradise?
What would they find that they could do?
Well, there were a lot of things that they could smell, for it was a fragrant place, full of fragrance and other things that generally smell good.
There were flowers.
There were… thigns that were not flowers.
There may have been other dogs.
It is hard to know. Who could say?
Only the dogs themselves that were there could say what there was in this fragrant paradise of many pleasing odours.
Of course, if there were plenty of things, the dogs would not be able to tell us as dogs usually do not speak in human tongues, therefore leading to a slight language barrier between human and dog.
The other issue is that only dogs who are a particular kind of hot can enter.
Therefore, not any dog can enter.
There’s probably some grass in this underwater paradise.
There’s also probably some sort of tree and some other things that are not trees.
Who knows what the dogs will discover once they get in there?
Only the dogs will be able to find out. They know how to get there and they have a plan set out. They just need to begin the execution of said plan so that they can enter this paradise that is underwater and full of fragrances that can be described as fragrant.
The time it took to write five-hundred words: 07:46:86
Sometimes I really wonder if something like this is the best that I can do.
Written at home.


