Five-Hundred Word Challenge 841: Through the Screen

An earlier start than the previous day, but there still is a lot to do, blah blah blah and you get the idea.

Today my fingers fly across the keyboard and may even fly through the screen. Not sure if they will, but they might. However, if they fly through the screen they will not enter the screen and thus traverse the internet. No. Instead they will destroy the laptop of which I use to do all of my “writing” and then I will need to fork out money that I do not have in order to be able to continue doing the “writing” that I do. Of course my fingers will have absconded from the crime scene by this point and so I will have no choice but to get on with whatever it is that I need to get on with, which I guess in this case would be hunting down my fingers and trying to return them to where they should be so that I can continue on with whatever it is that I am currently doing, which would be more “writing”, so I need to be careful with whatever it is that I’m doing, I guess.

Really, the way to avoid all of this is to just make sure that I don’t put my fingers through the screen as that way I don’t have to worry about repair costs (or replacement costs) and I also don’t have to go on a dangerous, yet exciting journey that leads me to somewhere that I don’t really feel like going to at the present moment due to the need to do other things and also a strong sense of laziness that I am trying to combat with one leg whilst using the other leg to retain balance and direction in my life so I don’t get lost along the way.

So, I guess what it is that I am saying is that I d0n’t want to destroy my laptop and I don’t want to fork out money that I can’t afford to use in order to replace or repair said laptop. I like what I have and I’d rather keep it intact instead of destroying it, so I won’t destroy it as that would ruin the whole idea of keeping it intact. Or would it rubbish the idea of keeping it intact?

So I guess that with all of that being said I have nothing else to say for the current moment. There will be more later, though perhaps I will scale it all back and instead aim for less. It depends on how aimless I am feeling later, or how aimless I am feeling like being later. That is something for the future and not actually for now, for now it is time to defeat the thing that I need to defeat in order to not put my fingers through my screen, and so that is what I am going to take care of for the time being.

The time it took to write five-hundred words: 05:14:68

Pretty quick and makes sense in parts. I think that constitutes an improvement.

Written at home.

About Stupidity Hole

I'm some guy that does stuff. Hoping to one day fill the internet with enough insane ramblings to impress a cannibal rat ship. I do more than I probably should. I have a page called MS Paint Masterpieces that you may be interested in checking out. I also co-run Culture Eater, an online zine for covering the arts among other things. We're on Patreon!
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