Tag Archives: Absurd

Beautiful Stallion

A magnificent piece of art of a beautiful stallion whilst the sun sets. I was working on another MS Paint masterpiece when a friend made a suggestion. I adapted the image they used for their suggestion. If anyone knows where … Continue reading

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One Thousand Word Challenge 4: There Once was a Painting

There once was a painting full of various complex and intricate patterns that would slowly absorb the sight of any of those who  would care to  look upon it. By absorb, of course I happen to mean something else based … Continue reading

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Five-Hundred Word Challenge 119: Herman MacGuyman

It was just another day at the office for Herman MacGuyman. Nothing was out of the ordinary, as was the case. Every day transitioned into the next without so much of a blink or a whisper of excitement. He would … Continue reading

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Boss is the Boss of Them All

During time in Japan, I came across a few vending machines that had Tommy Lee Jones advertising a canned coffee. I thought the advertising was equal parts odd and funny. After the first few days seeing this advertising, I decided … Continue reading

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A Crab with big, Beefy Arms

Here is a picture I made in 2010. I think it was 2010. It may have been 2011. I wasn’t going to upload this anywhere, but then I got an idea, so now it is here! It doesn’t look that … Continue reading

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A Giant Chicken Attacking a Zeppelin

It would probably be more accurate to say it is about to attack a zeppelin. The idea to do make this popped into my head as my mind was wandering. I used one of my hands as a model to … Continue reading

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David Boonicorn

Here is something I made recently. It’s based of an image I made for my ex back in 2011. I decided to recreate it in MS Paint. I added the VB in as I thought it would be stupider. Now … Continue reading

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Five-hundred Word Challenge 16: a Hat is Talking to me

I was sitting at my table after just having finished dinner when I was unsure as to what I was going to write about. Surprising, I know. I tried to find words that extended beyond a mere five sentences, yet … Continue reading

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Flies

Here’s a poorly written story I wrote a few weeks back. It is partially based on one evening when there were a lot of flies inexplicably in the living room and kitchen that had to be dealt with over two … Continue reading

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Good News and more General Stuff

I don’t have to move house. I found out last week, about an hour after I received my concussion. I’m quite happy with this and my happiness has been shown by my amazingly reckless spending. Oh well. Time to start … Continue reading

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