Five-Hundred Word Challenge 999: Most Awarded Person

I really need to stop doing these when time is limited. It’s not good for the idea of creativity to be pursued and represented in a form that may not express any creativity whatsoever. Still, I do this on many an occasion, though it has been rather less frequently as of late and so that is sort of victory in a way. Maybe not the victory that I would like, but it is a victory… somehow.

Anyway, it is warm outside, cool inside and there is no conditioning of the air going on. This might be the way that it should be right now, and it is, so that too is a victory in a manner of expressing. Not sure if it will be the same later, but at least right now that is indeed the case and so I can consider myself a victor of sorts. I won’t do so later, but right now I will and I will take advantage of that so I can get all the rewards that I think I deserve.

How many rewards do I think I deserve?

Why, all of them of course!

I will get all of the rewards and then I will proclaim myself the most awarded person in the world. Then I will aim for greater than the world. I want top be the most rewarded person ever. I will need to collect them all and I will collect them all, for that is what I intend to do and through the magic of things happening that is what will indeed happen. There is no stopping me or my mission to get this done.

Of course I need to think about what I will do once all the rewards that allow me to be the most rewarded person ever in the entirety of everything are all mine. They will take up a considerable amount of space and there is a chance that I won’t have a place to put them all. Maybe I could look at constructing structures out  of them and then going from there. Maybe some sort of large connected series of structures that show how great I am and all of those other things that I wish they would do with minimal effort from me.

However, would that really be a fulfilling endeavour?

I believe the answer should be no and likely is no, but I don’t want to explore that. Wait; I do.

It would be no. That would be the answer. What I could do with those awards is turn them into something that would somehow provide something to the community and then I would work to better the community, as that would be a far better use of my time than setting up monuments to the greatness I feel is entirely something I deserve, or something.

So there was meant to be a point here but I think I lost it, so I’m not sure how to end this.

Probably through using written words.

The time it took to write five-hundred words: 05:43:50

Not sure what I was going for here, if anything at all.
Perhaps expressing my ego more than usual.

Written at home.

About Stupidity Hole

I'm some guy that does stuff. Hoping to one day fill the internet with enough insane ramblings to impress a cannibal rat ship. I do more than I probably should. I have a page called MS Paint Masterpieces that you may be interested in checking out. I also co-run Culture Eater, an online zine for covering the arts among other things. We're on Patreon!
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