Five-Hundred Word Challenge 1111: Gonna Complain

It is cold once more and I am going to fight against it the only way I know how; Not by staying warm, but by bitterly complaining about the fact that it is cold. Sure, I could stay warm. I could get warm and then feel better about the whole thing, but why would I do that? That gets in the way of complaining so I will complain. I will complain until I can no longer complain. Then I will complain some more.

Today feels like it will be a busy day and that’s a good thing. It is good for today to be a busy day as I need a day to be busy. Of course, I need it to be busy in the way that I want it to be busy, but that’s not going to happen so I will complain about that also. I will complain that I won’t be able to choose the kind of business (although I can, but that’s beside the point) and I will complain about the fact that I am beholden to the needs of the business to be dealt with in a way that I don’t want to as that means I don’t get to be busy in the way that I want to be busy.

I will complain about everything as that is what I need to do at the present moment. Well, I don’t, but that is how I want to deal with everything and so that is how I will deal with everything. Sure, it’s not necessarily the most effective way to go about things but it is how I will go about things. I will do it and in doing it I will get to some thing and then I will rest. I will rest and take it easy, even though I don’t know what “it’ is at the moment, but I’m sure that will enough exciting chapters along the way I will work it all out.

Maybe I won’t, but you never know until you try. At least there will be something more to complain about once it is all said and done, or done and said.

I think that it is a nice day and I do not like that it is cold as I know that right now I can move much faster than I currently am, but it being cold gets in the way of that and so I should try and warm up a bit, but that’s not going to happen as that gets in the way of complaining and that is something that I don’t want to have to deal with at the present moment.

I think my typing is getting worse. I think I can complain about that too, but if I don’t I will complain about not complaining and that is how it will all go down, or up, depending on which direction I feel like complaining in though that’s something that won’t matter so long as I complain.

The time it took to write five-hundred words: 04:51:58

A bit faster than I expected due to the cold slowing my hands.
I think this one works as a silly bit of writing. Beyond that, not sure.

Probably could’ve been smoother.

Written at home.

About Stupidity Hole

I'm some guy that does stuff. Hoping to one day fill the internet with enough insane ramblings to impress a cannibal rat ship. I do more than I probably should. I have a page called MS Paint Masterpieces that you may be interested in checking out. I also co-run Culture Eater, an online zine for covering the arts among other things. We're on Patreon!
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