Five-Hundred Word Challenge 1150: Tunnel Out of Work

I find myself in the office and I find myself thinking about how time stretches and compresses as it sees fit. Such is the way of some things, I suppose.

The space is endless, though it isn’t, and I am spread across a massive space, though I am not. That said, I certainly am here, which I am, and I think that I can get to the end of the day, which I will.

Sometimes thinking about thinking is a good way to go about things but right now that is not something I want to think about as there are other things that I need to think about, such as doing my job. I also need to think about how I will get to the end of the day and my need to drive home safely.

I also need to think about getting to the end of this, and now that I think about it I ight just be in the best environment for the purposes of writing at an accelerated pace. Maybe I am not but I want to believe that I am as this desk height is the right thing for it and so I will race on ahead.

See, I’m already lagging and perhaps that is due to feeling relaxed. I am getting less done in the office than I’d normally get done and so I think that maybe this is not the best environment when it comes to working, but maybe it is and I’m just trying to think of things to say now that I’ve decided that I will write as quickly as I can right now.

Maybe this was not a good idea, but I think it is a good idea and so I will keep pretending that it is a good idea as that is something that I am capable of. I am capable of deluding myself and so I will do just that.

This office is infinite and so I will find a way out and when I find a way out I will find myself at the beach. At the beach I will think more about the environment and how various bits interact with each other as that is something that I want to think about. That is something I want to understand better and I want to understand how we impact the processes that were around before us. I want to understand a lot of different things and so I will try to work out how to understand those things, but before that I need to get out of here first. Once I am out of here I can work to understand those things.

Maybe I will need to tunnel my way up or down as, even though this space is infinite, it is only infinite in horizontal directions and so I need to arm myself with the best spade and start digging away. Once I get out I will go to the beach, but I won’t go beforehand.

The time it took to write five-hundred words: 05:04:46

Sitting here is making me think more about how much I should get an adjustable desk for home.

Anyway, this isn’t great writing but it was fun to write.
I got stuck a little too early on but there were things coming forward and that’s a plus… I think.

Written at work.

About Stupidity Hole

I'm some guy that does stuff. Hoping to one day fill the internet with enough insane ramblings to impress a cannibal rat ship. I do more than I probably should. I have a page called MS Paint Masterpieces that you may be interested in checking out. I also co-run Culture Eater, an online zine for covering the arts among other things. We're on Patreon!
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