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One Thousand Word Challenge 212: We are in a Chicken Simulation

Well, here we are. After years and years of research into the irrefutable, I’ve finally done it. I’ve finally cracked the code, pulled back the veil, lifted the sheet of deception from over our eyes, and now I know, and … Continue reading

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One Thousand Word Challenge 211: Chicken is The Abyss

Some famous dude once said “If you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back at you if you do it long enough” or something like that, and it left me wondering for a while. It left me thinking about … Continue reading

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A Poem About Chicken

I went for a walk this afternoon and I saw a bird escaping some mynas. It rested under a tree and so I sat near it for a while as I wanted to make sure the mynas left. I found … Continue reading

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On Stephellaneous

I don’t know how this is going to turn out as I haven’t written something like this in a while, though you could probably argue that I have and I imagine that you’d be more correct than I. However, I’m … Continue reading

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One Thousand Word Challenge 50: Finding Topics

So I probably should have started this earlier as it’s a bit late and very soon I will be going to bed, but you win some and some you lose and in this instance I have done neither, but we’ll … Continue reading

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One Thousand Word Challenge 26: Chicken Bawkade

Alright, so at this stage we know that chicken will be the dominant species in the future, and we know that their beak peck P.S.I. is comparable to the P.S.I. of great white sharks. These are things we know as … Continue reading

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Five-Hundred Word Challenge 311: Once Upon a Time Story

Once upon a time in a land far from here, there were events that lead to some sort of conclusion of considerable effect based on a scale of relativity. To some, the effects were not that significant. To others, the … Continue reading

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Chaka Khan Dream

So I was on the bus. There were other people on the bus. The bus was moving along. One of the screens on the bus began changing from what was displayed before. Its background was white and the text was … Continue reading

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One Thousand Word Challenge 23: Chicken Beak Peck P.S.I. is Comparable to the P.S.I. of Great White Sharks

So previously I have talked abbot how chickens will be the dominant species in the future, which is something that is completely true and based on millions of hours of pure, unadulterated research that cannot be disputed, despite this all … Continue reading

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One Thousand Word Challenge 20: Chickens will be the Dominant Species in the Future

Chickens. They are numerous and many. There are more chickens in the world than there are people. I’ve read that there’s somewhere around fifty billion chickens. The information I read probably said “more than”, which is something that I imagine … Continue reading

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